Advice Dog, again?

It has come to my attention that a lot of people only seem to visit this site for the one time I used advice dog. I thought my now the internet would’ve swallowed this meme by now, but, apparently it’s got a shelf life. Curious, I discovered that there’s now such a thing as an “Advice Dog Generator“, making it easy to make topical sports-related advice dogs for any major sporting event of the past few months! You can make the same horrible decisions your favorite athletes do, all at the counsel of an adorable puppy! Take a look!

Going from surefire Hall of Fame pitcher to national pariah? Not even Suzyn Waldman will want anything to do with you after that sort of debacle!

Interested in sinking your team’s chances at repeating as Super Bowl champions? You’ve got it!

Whoa! Don’t read this one aloud to a reporter, or Gary Bettman will send you to anger management right quick!

Do I find it odd that of all of the posts I’ve written the most popular one appears to be a short, ridiculous, and not-terribly-interesting tribute to an internet meme? Of course. Do I find it depressing? I’m not sure yet, but I’m leaning towards yes for a number of reasons. I suppose it’s better than becoming some cracked Ann Coulter wannabe to get attention, but hey, whatever works. That said, if I ever begin rambling about how I’m an unfiltered gladiator of truth, fighting the good fight against the liberal/conservative/alien demons of the MSM, please, euthanize me.