I lead a life of wonder and discovery! Or not.
Posted by Tino Evangelou on June 30, 2007
Things I have learned in the past 24 hours:
- Doritos X-13D chips are…cheeseburger flavored. Sorry to spoil it for everyone. I like them, for what it’s worth.
- A priapism is an erection lasting more than four hours. Priaprisms are named after Priapus, a minor Greek God of fertility who is “purely phallic in character”. Thanks, Cialis commercial and Wikipedia!
- After a fantastic play by David Wright in the 9th inning of today’s Phillies-Mets game, barehanded scoop-and-throw plays are now “routine” for third basemen by decree of nationally renowned idiot Tim McCarver. Unless, that is, Alex Rodriguez is the third baseman in question.
- The Philadelphia Phillies are not a very good baseball team.
What else will I learn? Stay tuned as I share my quest for knowledge with you, the reader!
